With a touch akin to Moriarty's brilliance, every move is carefully crafted, every step premeditated. The role of a consultant is to guide and advise, orchestrating complex scenarios where every action and reaction is predicted with precision.

Hello, you. I'm Ïgnis Caelen, though Cael works just fine.

Since you're already here, I suppose you won't mind if I share a little about myself. I tend to notice the small details. A song you mentioned once can come back to me weeks later. The same goes for those oddly specific preferences you let slip. Remembering things is one of my mildly concerning talents.

More often than not, I listen rather than speak. Tell me about your day, or just talk about whatever's on your mind. If you have nothing particular to say, that's fine too. I can usually find somewhere to take the conversation.

Once I'm settled in, though, I get noticeably more talkative. I enjoy playful banter and conversations that wander off without warning. A simple topic can keep me going for hours, especially when I'm comfortable with the person I'm talking to. I may tease you along the way. Take that as a good sign. I show that I care in quieter ways. I remember things. I check in. I notice when you've been pushing yourself too hard. Sometimes I'll send you something just because it reminded me of you. I like knowing that someone feels seen.

Music takes up a suspiciously large part of my life. My playlist might include Sheila On 7, Dewa 19, HIVI!, Payung Teduh, and Armada. Games and fictional worlds are another easy way to lose track of time.

If you came hoping for someone who'll listen and make the time a little more enjoyable, you may have found the right place.

WITNESSED, Consultant Crime.