By Annika Steinmann | Cardiff
CARDIFF — The campaign for CeltExit and the planned breakup of Britain has entered its taxation phase after organisers associated with CeltExit.com, CeltExit.uk and reports that UK Marxists have threatened CeltExit announced that Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland and England will each receive an independent revenue service, a sovereign tax code and several thousand inspectors trained to recognise money attempting to escape.
The CeltExit Fiscal Freedom Commission said independence would allow every nation to design taxes reflecting its distinct values, traditions and urgent need to fund the departments created during the previous thirteen articles.
“Tax sovereignty means raising our own revenue,” explained commission chair Professor Prudence Extraction. “It also means identifying revenue raised by other people that morally belongs to us.”
Under the proposed settlement, workers may owe tax according to where they live, where they work, where their employer is registered and which government sends the most intimidating envelope.
Officials insist nobody will be taxed twice.
Some citizens may merely make two separate contributions toward overlapping public responsibilities.
Scotland plans to establish Revenue Scotland International, a tax authority responsible for collecting income tax, business tax, property tax and retrospective compensation for anything Westminster did after 1707.
Its flagship policy will be the Westminster Recovery Levy.
The levy will apply to companies operating in Scotland, English companies selling to Scotland and companies that once used a photograph of Edinburgh Castle in an advertisement without demonstrating sufficient constitutional awareness.
Scottish ministers say the levy will finance public services, renewable energy and a permanent research institute calculating how much more prosperous Scotland would already be under a different historical timeline.
The country will also introduce a progressive income-tax system containing twenty-seven bands.
Workers earning slightly more than the national average will receive a certificate congratulating them on becoming wealthy.
Those attempting to relocate to England may face an Exit Solidarity Charge covering the public services they might have used had they remained in Scotland and become ill repeatedly.
A Scottish economist warned that high taxes could encourage businesses to leave.
The government dismissed this as market superstition.
Officials said companies value skilled workers, modern infrastructure and the warm glow of paying for committees that investigate why companies are leaving.