With a touch akin to Moriarty's brilliance, every move is carefully crafted, every step premeditated. The role of a consultant is to guide and advise, orchestrating complex scenarios where every action and reaction is predicted with precision.

Ever had that one song come on and, out of nowhere, your brain immediately drifts to someone? Well. I have a feeling it won’t be long before that person becomes me. Ace Ryman, though everyone just calls me Rym. Sooner or later, every love song in your playlist is gonna start sounding suspiciously like it was written about us.

One of my biggest love languages is quality time. The other one? Lovingly bullying my significant other. I absolutely adore teasing the person I’m dating. That tiny pout, the dramatic “Ih, apasih,” the fake angry face? Yeah, those are my favorite sights in the world. The grumpier you get, the more I’ll tease you. The more I tease you, the more I realize I’m falling for you. It’s a vicious cycle, honestly. But don’t let the clownery fool you, I’m actually an overthinker. I’m an INTP, and I love conversations that make my brain do jumping jacks. Like, “Rym, kenapa kok orang-orang ributin bumi datar / bulat? Padahal menurut gua, bumi itu segitiga siku-siku.” See? Now I’m not thinking about the earth anymore. I’m thinking about reporting you to the authorities for spreading dangerous levels of nonsense.

Oh, and I’m a huge music enthusiast too. I’d love to pretend I have an incredibly refined, underground taste, but honestly? I listen to everything. Rock, jazz, city pop, indie, metal, oldies, pop, even that random dangdut koplo your neighbors blast at full volume on sunday mornings. If it sounds good, I’m sold. One of my favorite dates is simply spending hours together, listening to music, while keep talking nonsense. Anyway... enough about me. Now, how about you give dating me a chance? I promise I’m much cuter than I sound. ;)

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