아름다운 조선글로 읽고 싶으면 여기로 / To read this prospectus in the beautiful Korean alphabet (Hangul): https://app.notion.com/p/Yourpa-University-398ddbfc9267802f94e1c5dc1b2d5f4b?source=copy_link
A. Overview
Yourpa University (Neugaebi University) was founded on July 4, 2026, at 06:09 AM by Bungyetan (27), an educator who, driven to mental illness by class contradictions, human alienation, and severe hunger, was muttering self-pitying curses into the void.—in fact, the foundation followed a grueling 6.9-second marathon conference between the founder and his other persona—it was established completely out of the blue, without a single shred of purpose.
B. Educational Philosophy
Yourpa University (actually Neugaebi University) completely rejects capitalist values, anchoring itself on two core founding principles:
- SOLIDARITY: Solidarity often brings a burdensome obligation to fight or protest... Ugh... forget all that. In this harsh, freezing world, let’s just share some basic human warmth...
- POVERTY: Embrace involuntary/voluntary deprivation and relative deprivation. If you can't avoid it, enjoy it...
C. University Motto
EGO ET PATER UNUM SUMUS
“As my father is a total piece-of-trash hobo, so am I a total piece-of-trash hobo.” (John 10:30)
"My dad is a broke loser and hobo, so I am a broke loser and hobo."
The university declares this blame-shifting mindset and exposes the raw truth of the class society we inhabit.
D. Available Majors and Academic Programs
- To ensure administrative transparency and prevent toxic academic hierarchy and bullying, this university maintains absolutely no departments, academic faculties, or organizational divisions.
- Major in Creative Writing (Adult Fiction & Cynical Literature)
- Tell the "It's okay, you're doing fine" style of healing literature to get the hell out. We study adult fiction designed to trigger the reader's most primitive desires. And we study social-satire black comedy.
- Major in Contemporary Writing and Production (Impractical Music)
- It is completely impractical and offers zero employment prospects. However, due to historical and academic circumstances, it is conventionally referred to as "Practical Music" purely out of habit.
- Major in Philosophy (Marxist Philosophy & Unemployability)
- Ranked #1 as the most useless major for finding a job. But it sounds fun, doesn't it? The curriculum primarily revolves around Marxist philosophy.
- Major in Theology (Theological Trivia & Trivialities)
- We study how humanity has historically explained and confessed its faith regarding the Church, God, and salvation. Not that anyone here is becoming a priest or pastor—studying this just piles up useless trivia.
- Major in Advanced Degenerate Eloquence (Advanced Verbal Abuse, Insults & Lineage Insults)
- As a core academic discipline directly tied to the university's identity, this major was established because it is absolutely essential for survival in this barbaric modern society.
- Student-Directed Major Creation (SDMC)
- Based on the dogma that "The student is the professor," students possess the autonomy to establish their own custom major curriculum.