It’s round one, and there’s heaps I could write about. I could write about everyone’s teams, the new rules, the fact that the horrific sub rules of old are back and we all have to deal with them again.

But while I could do all that, I really can’t be bothered, so I thought what I’d do instead is give you all what you really want.

Hardcore Simpsons memes!

Just a few little strips to sum up some of the highlights of the preseason and draft so far. And no, there isn’t one for everyone. Partly because some of you just weren’t that interesting, but partly because I started this over a week ago and then forgot to do the rest until an hour before round 1 started.

Enjoy.