We know the look.

The intensely focused, mildly hostile, deeply nerdy “fuck with me if you dare” face.

Maybe you’re guarding your laptop like it contains state secrets. Maybe you look like someone just interrupted you halfway through explaining a niche technical problem. Maybe you’re sitting at a table like you’re protecting your food in the prison lunch room.

We want to find the nerdiest fuck face on the internet.

How to enter

Post a photo of yourself displaying your best nerdy fuck face on X or Farcaster.

Your photo can be new or an existing photo, but it must actually be you.

If posting on X:

If posting on Farcaster:

Give us a little context if there’s a story behind the photo. What were you doing? Why did you look so intensely unapproachable?

Then submit your entry on poidh:

What we’re looking for

There is no scientific definition of a nerdy fuck face.

General qualities may include: