Short answer: you mixed two levels. Per-example memorization is sharp and brittle; the aggregate weight directions that store lots of memorized junk are low-curvature.

Here’s the tidy version without hand-waving:

What this says about Fisher information:

So your slogan, cleaned up:

If only human memory came with a K-FAC slider. You’d finally forget that one horrible ninth-grade presentation and keep the useful parts like, you know, reading.